Did these guys just play a Wimbledon final or exchange vows?
Rafa: That cake is beautiful, no?
Raja: It's absolutely perfect. Like I always dreamed. Almost more perfect than my five straight titles. Can you see my beautiful face reflected in the gold ribbons? Ravishing. You cut the first slice.
Rafa: You're the greatest, no? You go first. And feed me.
Raja: As you like it, boy. I mean... daddy. After all, you're hungrier than I. Oh, and a little lower, please. Sir.